Another Cruise???

Hubby and I were sitting here last night talking and he said,
“So when do we go on our next cruise?”
I was afraid to ask if he is toying with me, but I told him I was ready whenever he was. The big question, of course, is where to go? We are not the sort to lie around, (well, I am, but Hubby is not) so this must be a cruise where you “learn and see something, besides eat and sleep. Thus, you can justify all the gluttony!
Hubby says the Panama Canal. Okay fine. I don’t really care. I just want a weeks worth of TLC. And this will tell you why.
As lunchtime drew near I asked Hubby what he wanted for lunch? I bent down and pulled a few things from the fridge. He came up with a meal as I passed all the items to him. I got out my lettuce, cucumber, tomatoes, roast beef, Calamata olives and cheese (the MB salad) and went to make up my salad when I saw him sitting in the family room. All the containers of left oversee placed on the shelf.
“Aren’t you going to make your lunch?” I asked
“I thought you were.” he said, ignoring me and continuing to read the paper.
“Ah, no. I was going to make my salad.”
He did not move. Not one inch.
“Your mother ruined you, ya know! YOU RUINED HIM!!!!!!”
I said looking toward the heavens!!!
He never moved and would probably still be there starving if I did not put his meal together.
Yes, I need another cruise.