Ah yes, Sunday was such a beautiful day. The sun was shining, the leaves were turning bright colors, the air was pleasantly warm and Greta became a “woman”!
I feel sort of silly being so pleased that my dog finally acted the part and let her boyfriend of a few months have his way with her. However, I am tickled pink, and smiling like some totally insane woman.
Last night I was convinced that Greta was the last of a small sect of “Doggie Nuns”. That I would go to my grave never knowing the joys of breeding a beautiful litter of perfect little wire-haired dachshunds. When I took her to bed last night I lay down beside her and told her all about the joys of sex and being a mother. I begged, I pleaded and then as I listened to her soft and steady breaths, I prayed.
When Bernie arrived on Sunday morning I figured that they would do the “dance of love” for a while before getting down to business. That just didn’t happen. Bernie came in to the house, did a quick Tango with Greta and Wham, Bam, Thank-Ya Ma’am! And it was done.
I have to admit that I cried. It’s the romantic in me, you see, I simply couldn’t help it. My baby girl became a woman.
Woo Hoo!
I’m not sure what we’re supposed to say on these occasions?
Score! ?
Congratulations and I hope your dog got knocked up! ?
You’re gonna be a Grandma!!!!
Sounds about right.
Yeah!!!
Homerun, Bernie!
Now you can play Roy Orbison’s ‘Pretty Woman’ for Greta.
I’m speechless! 🙂 I guess congratulations are in order!
Did ya give them a drink and a cigarette? Lucky little Greta!! I can’t wait for the puppies either
You are so cute!! see, I think I would have needed a kleenex myself too 🙂
Awww I’m glad to hear that they did their own thing. 😉 I hope that she’s pregnant!!
The puppies will be wonderful, and you will have to hold me back……….
Man….I’m so glad I’m not the only woman out there who thought that way.
I will try to give you a buzz tonight so that we can talk proper like.
Congrats Miss Greta.
♥Pam