Wardrobe Malfunction

This morning we went skiing. I didn’t think that I had too much to write about regarding the skiing, until the wardrobe malfunction!
As I previously wrote, my ski pants were just a little snug since I’ve put on just a little bit of weight. I’m still on the diet and although it looks like this week I will have only lost 1 pound, I’ve been feeling like I was a little thinner and that maybe next week I’ll have another good weight loss. Anyway, I digress.
This morning we were up at 6, dressed, made a thermos of coffee, grabbed the picnic breakfast out of the fridge and jumped in the Jeep. Once we reached the highway, heading to Waterville Valley, I bent forward in my seat to grab the bag with the picnic breakfast in it. When all of a sudden I heard “RRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPP, POP!” The suspender that is on the bib overall ripped right off the back!
Hubby burst out laughing and the words, “When you put that much strain on a little strap like that…” to which I shot a dark menacing glare in his direction!
I tried to play it calmly. Not a big deal. I can fix it later. But Hubby was having fun making rude remarks and teasing the heck out of me.
Then it dawned on me. These bib overalls are 18 years old. The chances are good that the thread just wore away. I looked over at Hubby again, and found that he was enjoying this waaaaaay too much!
We skied. We did 7 runs. The first 4 we literally flew down the mountain hardly stopping to catch our breath.

We did stop for some sugar free hot chocolate and to rest a bit, and then did three more runs before we stopped. By then, I was literally dragging. Why was this? I skied the other day and felt fine. Today I was totally exhausted. (still am!) Then I remembered. The other day we skied only intermediate trails. Today we skied almost all expert trails!
Once we got home I filled the jacuzzi and hopped in. Once I’d warmed up I stumbled out of the tub and dressed in my sweatshirt and pants.
Now I’m watching TV waiting for Hubby to bring the Christmas tree up so I can decorate it. If he waits much longer, the tree decorating may have to wait until tomorrow.