New Englanders!

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New Englanders…

Forget Rednecks ….

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you live in New England .

People are really nice up here. And helpful!

If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New England.

Well, I never have (fat thighs), but I have seen this!

If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in New England.

Guilty!

If Vacation means going anywhere south of New York City for the weekend, you live in New England.

Yeah, so what about it?

If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England .

That is true. Hubby and I are talking about our vacation and didn’t speak miles, just hours.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in New England .

You mean you know someone who hasn’t?

If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ in the same day and back again, you live in New England .

Just this morning.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New England .

I’m getting better at winter driving. Hubby is still the best!

If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in New England.

Funny, but this is pretty true, especially the further north you live!

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in New England .

One of the first things Hubby #1 taught me.

If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in New England .

Very true. Halloween is usually pretty darn cold.

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph you’re going 80 and everybody is passing you, you live in New England.

I think Connecticut is the worst place, but really, all over New England thins is true.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in New England .

Oh yeah, trust me. When the potholes are filled with snow and ice, the ride is a lot smoother.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in New England .

Oh man! This is so true!

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in New England .

Just ask Hubby.

If you find 10 degrees ‘a little chilly’, you live in New England .

I am just waiting for the cooler temperatures!

If there’s a Dunkin Donuts on every corner, you live in New England .

Just down the street!

If you think everyone else has a funny accent, you live in New England .

Well, I strive not to speak with an accent. But…

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your New England friends, you live or have lived in New England.

OK, people. This is how it is!

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