Hi, My Name Is Greta…

Sunday was the worst day yet for Greta’s suitor’s. The big black Lab arrived in the early afternoon and just stayed and stayed. Fritz tried to run him off, but old black Lab was having none of that. Instead he ran Fritz’s butt all over the back yard. After about 45 minutes of this dog play, Fritz came in exhausted.
And where was Miss Greta? Right at the door, barking and fussing and generally acting like a real tramp! I tried to tell her that it is far better to play hard to get, but she twitched her little tail and ignored me!
Night fell, and I guess that black Lab was hungry, because he left the yard and went home. He has not returned. I was finally able to get Greta out for a much needed walk in the yard, but she was so enthralled with sniffing where black Lab had been that she couldn’t concentrate on her business. Too bad, this meant I had to go out one more time.
I keep telling myself that I need to hang on just a few more days and Greta will return to the sweet, easy dog that she usually is. For now, it’s like living with a Playboy Playmate on hormones!

(Hubby says, he should be so lucky!)

7 thoughts on “Hi, My Name Is Greta…”

  1. Tell Hubby to cool his jets. lol

    Poor Greta! She’s lonely and there is all this stuff going on right outside her door and you won’t let her out!

  2. Hi Mom,
    Happy Monday! Hope your weekend went well. My card tournament on Saturday was fun, and I placed 3rd out of 40 people! My last hand was a tough one–I really thought I could make it to at least 2nd place, but still, it was a lot of fun. Yesterday, lots of cleaning, a bit of work, and Dainya came over for a bit. Now back to work for the week…. Hope you have a good Monday!
    Love you,
    Mandy

  3. I am laughing so hard! Poor little Greta! Don’t worry Greta, next time you’ll get some!!!

  4. LOL poor Greta! She’s probably thinking something like, “Come ON mom, let me be a hussy for just ONE DAY!”

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