I got a catalog of weird stuff today. They had the funniest T-shirts, with these great sayings on them.
“They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken”
“I got lost in thought. It wasn’t familiar territory.”
“My life IS a reality show.”
“I missed my true calling. I don’t know what it was, but this sure ain’t it.”
“If you don’t talk to your cat about catnip, who will?”
“Sarcasm. Just one more service I offer”
“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory”
“I’m not totally useless. I could be used as a BAD example”
“It’s better to have loved and lost, than to live with the Psycho the rest of your life”
“Some lead. Some follow. I laugh!”
“I’m not totally useless. I could be used as a BAD example”<—that’s me!!!
If I had an extra $1,000 dollars hanging around I swear I’d love to go out and buy every fun novelty shirt known to man, just because I could.
LOL, these are so funny! I can’t decide which one I like best and which one I want!
Two I like:
“I got lost in thought – it wasn’t familiar territory” *snort*
“I’m not totally useless. I could be used as a BAD example” now THAT made me roar with laughter 😉
Thanks for giving me the giggles 😉
These are a RIOT! I love th familiar territory one…that’s totally me!
Those are GREAT! Hilarious.
HAHAHAHA I have that catnip saying on my wall at work!