I was sitting here watching the Olympics when I started to think that real people don’t do what these athletes do. Real people have aches and pains, sprain wrists and ankles, twist knees and trip over their own feet. Come on, could any of us really swim that fast, or do multiple flips on a balance beam?
I started thinking about the real Olympics. You know, the ones we live with every day. Like, “Navigating Your Way To The Coffee Pot In The Morning”, or “Carrying A Full Basket Of Laundry Down To The Basement While Wearing Flip Flops”.
I wondered what I might be doing now that would give me a gold medal, or at least honorable mention in the “She Survived” category.
We all know that my skiing skills are such that I should be very careful when going down hill. I should also be careful when being outside as I can’t afford to lose anymore of my nose to skin cancer, and reaching over counter tops is also a category best left to younger stronger backs than mine.
Lets see what can I do in the “Games of Life Olympics“?
I truly excel at feeding 4 dogs at one time without loss of limb.
I can carry arm loads of groceries up the stairs without killing myself. (At least most of the time.)
But probably my biggest accomplishment is that I can make microwave popcorn without burning a kernel!
So what is your special skill? What can you get a “Gold Medal” in, in this game called life?


















